On the other hand, the chances are pretty good that you’ll slave away at some miserable job the rest of your life. That’s because you were in all likelihood born into the wrong social class. Let’s face it — you’re a member of the working caste. Sorry!

As a result, you don’t have the education, upbringing, connections, manners, appearance, and good taste to ever become one of us. In fact, you’d probably need a book the size of the yellow pages to list all the unfair advantages we have over you. That’s why we’re so relieved to know that you still continue to believe all those silly fairy tales about “justice” and “equal opportunity” in America.

Of course, in a hierarchical social system like ours, there’s never been much room at the top to begin with. Besides, it’s already occupied by us — and we like it up here so much that we intend to keep it that way. But at least there’s usually someone lower in the social hierarchy you can feel superior to and kick in the teeth once in a while. Even a lowly dishwasher can easily find some poor slob further down in the pecking order to sneer and spit at. So be thankful for migrant workers, prostitutes, and homeless street people.

Always remember that if everyone like you were economically secure and socially privileged like us, there would be no one left to fill all those boring, dangerous, low-paid jobs in our economy. And no one to fight our wars for us, or blindly follow orders in our totalitarian corporate institutions. And certainly no one to meekly go to their grave without having lived a full and creative life. So please, keep up the good work!

You also probably don’t have the same greedy, compulsive drive to possess wealth, power, and prestige that we have. And even though you may sincerely want to change the way you live, you’re also afraid of the very change you desire, thus keeping you and others like you in a nervous state of limbo. So you go through life mechanically playing your assigned social role, terrified what others would think should you ever dare to “break out of the mold.”

Naturally, we try to play you off against each other whenever it suits our purposes: high-waged workers against low-waged, unionized against non-unionized, Black against White, male against female, American workers against Japanese against Mexican against…. We continually push your wages down by invoking “foreign competition,” “the law of supply and demand,” “national security,” or “the bloated federal deficit.” We throw you on the unemployed scrap heap if you step out of line or jeopardize our profits. And to give you an occasional break from the monotony of our daily economic blackmail, we allow you to participate in our stage-managed electoral shell games, better known to you ordinary folks as “elections.” Happily, you haven’t a clue as to what’s really happening — instead, you blame “Aliens,” “Tree-hugging Environmentalists,” “Niggers,” “Jews,” Welfare Queens,” and countless others for your troubled situation.

We’re also very pleased that many of you still embrace the “work ethic,” even though most jobs in our economy degrade the environment, undermine your physical and emotional health, and basically suck your one and only life right out of you. We obviously don’t know much about work, but we’re sure glad you do!

Of course, life could be different. Society could be intelligently organized to meet the real needs of the general population. You and others like you could collectively fight to free yourselves from our domination. But you don’t know that. In fact, you can’t even imagine that another way of life is possible. And that’s probably the greatest, most significant achievement of our system — robbing you of your imagination, your creativity, your ability to think and act for yourself.

So we’d truly like to thank you from the bottom of our heartless hearts. Your loyal sacrifice makes possible our corrupt luxury; your work makes our system work. Thanks so much for “knowing your place” — without even knowing it!

This is an age restricted video, so you’ll need to be old enough.

Oh, almost forgot, it’s Leah Luv’s birthday today. Happy Birthday, Leah.

Come out and support Jim and his band.

For those of you that have been living under a rock, or smoking it, War Machine was a promising UFC fighter that got mixed-up with porn, went bonkers at a poon party and chased Derek Hay around a dumpster, kicked some asses there, kicked some mo’ asses at a bar, and is now off to jail.

He gave his account of  what happened at the poon party by tweeting, “Fuck…last night was NOT good…lil’ misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I’m fucked…Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail too…when they find me…haha!”

War Machine fights (legally) on the 9th of July, then is off to jail the week after to do a year for his recent felony convictions.

June 30, 2010

(Los Angeles, CA) Occasionally brooding, deeply passionate, and always interesting erotic artist Andrew Blake is
perhaps the most internationally celebrated erotic auteur of the past century. A prolific and critically-acclaimed
filmmaker, artist, photographer and writer, Andrew Blake’s work is majestically simple and visually addictive. His
unique style directs each of his film’s scenes with the fluency and balance synonymous with Studio A Entertainment.
And today Studio A, along with Andrew Blake, announce their newest project, Andrew Blake’s STAR/DIRECTOR SERIES,
which will be launched by his first title “All My Best… Aria”.

“I’ve been wanting to work on a project that would introduce my newer fans to some of my all-time favorite stars,”
described Andrew Blake, when asked about the new series. “And each installment in the series will be a highly
personalized exposé of my own fantasies, including my Director’s Commentary.”

With a scheduled release date of July 13, 2010, “All My Best… Aria” will be the newest showcase of Aria Giovanni’s
captivating beauty, with some of her best scenes ever captured on film. Blake’s true gift of capturing the naturalistic
rhythms and unmatched aura between Aria and her Co-stars gives a fresh look at the rare talents of both the award
winning director, and his equally appealing star. Andrew Blake’s inspired view of Aria Giovanni features twenty erotic
fetish fantasies, each exuding Aria’s unmatched aura of sexuality and erotic splendor.

“All My Best… Aria” includes a look into the making of the collection with a commentary track by Andrew Blake. The
almost 2 hour DVD stars Aria Giovanni & features Justine Joli, Emily Marilyn, Erica Campbell, Anita Blond, Kyla Cole,
Sierra, Kelle Marie & Adriana Sage, all shot on film, & presented in 5.1 Surround Sound. Pre-sale orders for
“All My Best… Aria” are being taken now at AndrewBlake.com

More than anyone working in the industry today, Andrew Blake has contributed towards the expansion of the visual
and technological erotic cinemascape, and we look forward to what’s next to come as he continues to delight audiences
around the world. Stop by AndrewBlakeVOD.com or AndrewBlake.com for a free tour & up-to-date news about
Andrew Blake’s projects on his blog. Look for his newest creations online, & at international film festivals throughout
the year. For more info, tour dates, interviews, live shot opportunities & bookings contact the Publicity Department of
A.I. Studios: info@aistudios.net. All times & dates subject to change without notice. Not liable for typographical errors.

Update: Saturday, 05 June 2010, 7:36PM. He was tasered/shot after he threatened to kill himself. Hill fell off the cliff that he was standing on. More to come.

Update: Saturday, 05 June 2010, 1:25PM. The LAPD SWAT has Stephen Hill cornered between two homes in Chatsworth.
02 June 2010–Porner Stephen Hill is on the lam! The cops say that he went apeshit with a Samurai sword in Poonville and attacked several persons, killing at least one (Tom Dong). If you see this man swinging a Samurai sword, stay the fuck away!

What happens in a lot of these situations is that people come on the news and say that so and so was such a nice person. Well, we’ve chatted with Steven, aka Steve Driver, a few times, and he seemed nice. He even sent us some videos that he’d shot. He either snapped or has some serious mental issues.

“I’m thrilled to be here at the Exotic Dancer competition with all my girlfriends to put on a show for my fans that they will NEVER forget,” described Shay Lynn when asked about her newest thematic stageshow. “There’s something so sexy and intimate about vampires, and I am going to let the audience take a secret look into one of my ultimate fantasies when I perform my Queen of the Damned show tonight.”

As an acclaimed multi-award winning celebrity Shay Lynn is constantly in demand. From TV and film projects, including her recent features on Showtime, Spike TV & the G4 network, to a bustling modeling career, Miss Lynn’s “Perfect 10″ figure and alluring beauty can be seen all across the USA gracing billboards and magazine covers, including the current issue of Go-Go! Magazine. But no matter how hectic her schedule is, Shay insists on making time to get up close & personal with her devoted fans.

And on Thursday & Friday, June 17th & 18th, Angels Gentlemen’s Club in Kalamazoo, MI is proud to present the exceptional performer, Miss Shay Lynn, to help them bring down the house for their HUGE 2nd Anniversary Party. Returning to her home state for this special engagement, Shay plans on showing the audience why she is one of the most popular entertainers to come from Michigan. Fans are encouraged to arrive early to ensure seating.

For more information, tour dates, interviews, live shot opportunities & bookings please contact the Publicity Department of A.I. Studios: info@aistudios.net. All times & dates subject to change without notice. Not liable for typographical errors.

What a fine gentleman! He just has a way with the ladies.

If you’d like to see some of his fine work, go check Chatsworth Pictures at  jerkoffzone.com.