Todd Todd Shoot
August 20, 2009
By Jackass Jeremy
I was booked with Alanah Rae for a Todd Todd shoot for ReExGirlfriends.com. While I was on the way there I was called by Goldstar and told that Alanah is running late and to show up an hour later. I got there about 20 minutes later, expecting to just hang out and wait, but Alanah was already there in make-up. She said she got on the freeway and kept driving until she got to Ventura county, seeing the beaches, then realizing she went too far (the office was in the valley near North Hills). Her excuse was that she’s a natural blond, although her hair is dyed darker now, to which I commented that that’s what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair darker: artificial intelligence.
Laci Laine was also on the set (getting tied up for fun) and Hennah West. After filling out the paper work, we headed to the set with director Todd Todd, who instructed me I was to handle the video camera and shoot a P.O.V. as the boyfriend of Alanah in an amateur style.
It was a fun, easy and great scene, definitely very amateurish, but still with good angles… and I shot a huge load from standing doggie that went all the way up her back. Ahhhh….
After the sex, Alanah and Todd Todd had a smoke break on the balcony. She said “porn saved my life”. When I asked her to explain she said she used to do drugs, skip school, was in juvi, first had sex at age 13 with a 20 or 21 year old, etc. Then while reading her phone messages, she said,
AR: “I don’t mind going and hanging out with guys but as soon as it seems like a date it fucks me up… I’m a commitment-phobe, I think”
JS: Sounds like porns the perfect job for you.
AR: “Yeah, it’s my cup of tea, for sure”.
JS: If you weren’t in porn what do you think you’d be doing right now?
AR: Accountant by day, working at the ‘Foxy Lady’ at night.
Following that comment Todd Todd mimicked the banter of tittie bar DJs, as he said he used to be one… (regarding tipping the girls, who’s behind which room, etc).
Real or unreal, girffriend or ex-girlfriend; It was nice to have Alanah Rae for the day. While I was on the way there I was called by Goldstar and told that Alanah is running late and to show up an hour later. I got there about 20 minutes later, expecting to just hang out and wait, but Alanah was already there in make-up. She said she got on the freeway and kept driving until she got to Ventura county, seeing the beaches, then realizing she went too far (the office was in the valley near North Hills). Her excuse was that she’s a natural blond, although her hair is dyed darker now, to which I commented that that’s what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair darker: artificial intelligence.
Laci Laine was also on the set (getting tied up for fun) and Hennah West. After filling out the paper work, we headed to the set with director Todd Todd, who instructed me I was to handle the video camera and shoot a P.O.V. as the boyfriend of Alanah in an amateur style.
It was a fun, easy and great scene, definitely very amateurish, but still with good angles… and I shot a huge load from standing doggie that went all the way up her back. Ahhhh….
After the sex, Alanah and Todd Todd had a smoke break on the balcony. She said “porn saved my life”. When I asked her to explain she said she used to do drugs, skip school, was in juvi, first had sex at age 13 with a 20 or 21 year old, etc. Then while reading her phone messages, she said,
AR: “I don’t mind going and hanging out with guys but as soon as it seems like a date it fucks me up… I’m a commitment-phobe, I think”
JS: Sounds like porns the perfect job for you.
AR: “Yeah, it’s my cup of tea, for sure”.
JS: If you weren’t in porn what do you think you’d be doing right now?
AR: Accountant by day, working at the ‘Foxy Lady’ at night.
Following that comment Todd Todd mimicked the banter of tittie bar DJs, as he said he used to be one… (regarding tipping the girls, who’s behind which room, etc).
Real or unreal, girffriend or ex-girlfriend; It was nice to have Alanah Rae for the day.
Burning Angel ~ 8.18.2009
By Jeremy Steele
Rock ‘n Roll Monday with Joanna Angel (and without Phoenix Askani)
Phoenix Askani had a birthday party at Les Deux in Hollywood but didn’t show up (at least while I was there).
[No] porn stars had showed up yet, just camera-peeps standing around and Porn Mega-Star Adam Wood, of icantbelieveshefuckedme.com. I complained to him that they wanted to charge us press people money to give them free publicity and Adam offered to pay my $5.00 entrance fee, for me. I told him it wasn’t the money, it was the principle. But then, again, I added, it WAS the money, so I took it, but still waited outside for some porn stars to show up.
Natasha Nice (grey/blue dress, Katie Cummings (black dress) and Bella Cole (orange dress) showed up and I took their pictures outside. I also saw Evan Stone driving by and some cute chick following behind him but they left without coming in. I guess he was told the hostess and birthday girl hadn’t showed up yet. Then Joanna Angel and James Deen showed up and she was able to get me in for free, so I gave Adam his five bucks back.
Then I took some more pictures, hung out a little and then left. A drunk civilian chick was carried and got kicked out with her round ass in the air and she kissed me while outside. That was cool. I have a photo but was told by the editor no one gives a shit but me.
Vampire Con ~ 8.16.2009
By Jeremy Steele
I went to the Vampire Con. I figure if Mistress Veronica were still aliive I might have seen her there. There were quite a few people with canine teeth and fake blood dripping (I presume) dripping from their faces. The first person I saw there outside was Joey Buttofucko and his wife Ivana. I asked to get a picture, and his wife said I should get one with him, since I’m such a big fan. There were a few cuties in there as well. I got out of there before anyone decided to bite me.
