War Machine to Jail
For those of you that have been living under a rock, or smoking it, War Machine was a promising UFC fighter that got mixed-up with porn, went bonkers at a poon party and chased Derek Hay around a dumpster, kicked some asses there, kicked some mo’ asses at a bar, and is now off to jail.
He gave his account of what happened at the poon party by tweeting, “Fuck…last night was NOT good…lil’ misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I’m fucked…Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail too…when they find me…haha!”
War Machine fights (legally) on the 9th of July, then is off to jail the week after to do a year for his recent felony convictions.
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Blank tape on
Fri, 23rd Jul 2010 3:56 PM
You’re the one that’s been smoking rock. Perhaps it did more damage than you realize, or maybe you also were fucked-up to begin with. War Machine is Mr. Rogers compared to you with what you did to our friendship through your constant and ever worsening unjustifiable abuses and humilations.
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